Score: 7

"Needs a bit of cleaning"

submission: stickBrix

date: March 4, 2009

I love the concept and the music made me feel like there was some urgency to playing the game, but the bouncing of the screen made losing the ball very easy. The controls do need a little work. Please remove the mouse controls and replace with a simple left and right. Coupled with the urgency (see above), I found myself moving the mouse too far off the screen an losing control of the game. Everything else is greeat, but a few more powerups would be cooler.

Score: 0

"Weak Again"

submission: Faggot Suck Juicy Vagina

date: December 9, 2008

Poor form deleting the bad reviews, make a better flash and you wouldn't have to delete the bad reviews... Weakness

Score: 10

"Been playing for 10 hours straight..."

submission: IncrediBots

date: November 24, 2008

I might have to check myself into rehab now! I agree with the last two comments and their suggestions but have a few of my own to add. I would like to see slide joints activated by pressure or time, so they can be left alone with a Rube Goldburg type machine. Also, I think having the ability to camera focus on more than one thing would be great as well. Again this would work well for a Rube Goldberg contraption (can you guess what I have been working on?). When one piece hits a certain area, the camera could switch to another piece, like tripping a flag.

Score: 10

"Oh...My...GOD!!!"

submission: EverythingYouKnowIsWrong

date: September 1, 2007

I freaking loved that animation, thank you!!

Score: 1

"No teen, dumb ass animation"

submission: Get Anything Accepted!

date: August 26, 2007

He didn't say "teen" moron, he said "some tween of a guy" What were you trying to accomplish anyways?

Score: 9

"Super Monkey to the rescue!!!"

submission: Bloons Tower Defense

date: August 19, 2007

All it took was some careful planning and strategy, and about 7 Super Monkeys, and it's cake... There was nothing that could get past me, which like a child opening his presents before Christmas, was sadly anti-climactic. THERE MUST BE MORE! Something that would, no matter what my defenses, still try to make it's way through. I have been playing this game for more than 3 hours, which can only mean that the author has done good, or I have no life...

Score: 6

"Very nicely done."

submission: Sadness And Sorrow

date: March 20, 2007

Having never animated anything before, I'm sure my first time on a program would look far worse. It was nicely animated, and no matter how sketchy I could make out enough to put the story together, so the animation has NOTHING to do with my review. Not many people know (or are to cynical to care) what it feels like to have everything go wrong. Where at every pass, something else happens to make you think that nothing will ever be right again. The feeling of utter helplessness that all of your attempts to get ahead in life are futile. You come home with a letter saying you are overdue on your payments (one of many), and dispite your best efforts, you can't seem to get ahead, and your only message is from a collection agency. No one is there to help. You turn on your computer to see nothing but viruses that swarm your monitor; another slap in the face. Frustrated, you slam the monitor to the floor, and kick it with all of your bottled emotion. You find yourself horrified to see that in your rage, you have killed your pet, the only one that seemed to be there for you when the chips were down. Your pet didn't care that money was tight or anything else, he was just your pet, your only friend. He was the only one that made you feel better. Filled with such a grief that can never truely be explained, you find the only escape you can. Now numb with years of pitfalls and rock-bottoms, you squeeze the trigger praying that all of the pain will go away. A loud bang and everything goes white, all you are left with is the memories of your pet, your only friend, laying with you as you lay comatose in the hospital bed, finding peace at last. It makes no difference how it was animated, only that your message got across, and it did. If no-one else appreciates what you did, then they should count themselves lucky that they have never hit such a low to think those thoughts. Very nicely done, please do more.

Score: 3

"uhhhh... ok"

submission: A Very Tubby Christmas

date: November 20, 2006

Well, if you wanted complete randomness, you have accomplished it. I am a fan of random behavior myself, but I really couldn't follow it. However, becuase it what you were trying to accomplish in the first place, you have done well. Good work.